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Last Gay Song [Wednesday July 18th, 2007 at 6:26pm] [ mood | bouncy ] [ music | Mindless Self Indulgence ] Mindless Self Indulgence crack me up slash are amazing. "Now tell me the truth. Be honest with me. Be honest with me. Do I look gay in this outfit? Ok, fff. Thank God. I thought I looked like a faggot. " I'm not That Gay Bu--, bu--, but you are I su--, I su--, I su--, I su--, I su--, suck my dick and na--, na--, na--, na--, na--, na--, never get tired Come on baby baby you ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, make me come I na--, na--, na--, na--, I never wanna be done This is the last gay song that I will ever write Oh it's the last gay song that I will ever It's the last gay song that I will ever write Oh it's a good thing It's almost over But when the chorus is in Oh when the chorus is in You know, you know, you know, you know I'm unna fuck it up And when the chorus is in Oh when the chorus is in Ha, ha, ha, ha I fuck it Oh, uh Oh! oh! Oh, ho Oh! oh! Uh, ho, oh, oh Yo, yo A ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, batter up A sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, slip me tounge A fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, finger this Li--, li--, li--, li--, like I give a shit This is the last gay song that I will ever write Oh it's the last gay song that I will ever It's the last gay song that I will ever write Oh, it's a good thing It's almost over But when the chorus is in Oh, when the chorus is in You know, you know, you know, you know I'm unna uh And when the chorus is in Oh, when the chorus is in Ha, ha, ha, ha Fuck it Up, oh Oh! oh! Uh, ho Oh! oh! Uh, ho, oh, oh Muthafuck Ma--, ma--, ma--, muthafuckas What you want? What you need? Oh my god damn, damn What the fuck? Muthafuckas Hang it up Muthafuckas What you want? What you need? Oh my god damn, damn What the fuck? Hey fuck Hang 'em up Oh muthafuckas what you want with Hit the floor and bring some ruckus Uh, ho, oh, oh Oh when the chorus is in But when the chorus is in You know, you know, you know, you know I'm unna fuck it up And when the chorus is in Oh when the chorus is in Ha, ha, ha, ha Fuck it Ho, uh Oh! oh! Oh, ho Oh! oh! Uh, ho, oh, oh This is The one and only Grandmaster Flash We're all mad here.

BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN... [Tuesday May 22nd, 2007 at 10:54pm] [ mood | sleepy ] [ music | Nothing!! :o ] That it didn't matter how late my first lecture was, I'd still sleep through it. That I could change so much and barely realize it. That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways. No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here cares. That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up. That every clock on campus shows a different time. That if you got a good TER, so what? It doesn't matter here. That I would go to a party the night before an exam or essay due-date. That you can know everything and fail a test. That you can know nothing and ace a test. That I could get used to almost anything found out about my friends. That most of my education would be obtained outside of lectures. That friendship is more than getting drunk together but that's still fun......! That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination. That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Maths. That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years. That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends. TOP 5 REASONS THAT UNIVERSITY IS LIKE PRIMARY SCHOOL You cross the street without looking for cars. Snack time and Nap time are necessities. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because everyone else looks as stupid as you do). You stay at home and play games with your friends. You look forward to cheese toasties. Peace out :) 1 mad. We're all mad here.

Pertaining to Music, Life and Education [Wednesday May 16th, 2007 at 10:49pm] [ mood | complacent ] [ music | No Doubt - In My Head ] Pertaining to Music, Life and Education Hiya. As I said earlier I was hoping on doing a more extensive blog if I had the proper inspiration and indeed I do. In some unlikely forms. Disclaimer: I've tried to make this not be boring. Don't get put off by the volumes of text :P. I listened to some new music today. Two new albums in fact, as my lastfm links over there on the left would be recording. I will attempt to 'review' them by comparing them to other bands. But this isn't really a good way to tell if you'll like them, unless you're Ben (jks, just referencing his comment about expanding horizons :P). They aren't metal. So if this disinterests you then skip down a little bit until you see a bunch of squiggly lines. The first album was recommended to me by a good old friend by the name of Laura. The little indie chick who likes hats, Fremantle Dockers and bands like Eskimo Joe and Franz Ferdinand. It is by The Long Blondes and it is hilariously called "Someone to Drive you Home" (I feel guilty every time I read that title, I'll hopefully get my liscence soon and nobody will need to go so far out of their way for me again :D). Basically it is The Yeah Yeah Yeahs meets The Dresden Dolls. In some cases I swear it is Amanda Palmer singing. It isn't. It has some nice tracks and is definately worth listening too. The second album came from a newer friend. Two of them actually. Paulo, a Brazilian guy and Memo, a hispanic dude from LA. The album? It Won't Be Soon Before Long by Maroon 5. The guys who did some pretty annoying but good songs a number of years back. So far I'm actually surprised by how good it is. Some of the songs touch really close to home (Can't Stop, Back at Your Door). The best way to describe these guys is Eskimo Joe fed red cordial so they aren't as mellow or dark. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now that the music part is over with what's going on in my life? What's the goss? What's new, man? Nothing! I'm over my cold which I had last weekend. Enjoyed my 2 days off by doing absolutely NOTHING constructive (which is good because now I'll do constructive things on my days ON :P). My brother said he nearly died today on his bike to work. That would've sucked. Oh I dyed my hair too! I'll leave you to guess what colour it is now :P. Most of my time has been spent playing music (rediscovering my saxophone, which I love, as well as slowly becoming more proficient at guitar.), working on assignments and browsing forums and blogs to learn about what's going on in the world without having to watch The News which puts a story about Ben Cousins and how he somehow wasn't arrested for illegal substance abuse/possession before ANYTHING else. At all. My assignements aren't going anywhere fast. I haven't begun to write either. I'm actually planning them out and researching before I dive right into them for a change. See how I led that into talking about education? I'm the best writer ever. *ducks rotten vegetables* I got a credit (65%) on my essay about Mushrooms (Sylvia Plath). Disappointing but it was only a small one and I'm psyched about my next essay which will probably be on either Dickinson or Pope. I haven't decided. So much for sitting on Distinctions this semester. I'm sure it will turn out fine. On Monday I was talking to my friends about education and what we're getting for our $660 per unit. I came to the conclusion that I'm not really worried about being the best. I'm fine with a Credit average academic record with a few distinctions thrown in for good measure as long as I get something out of every unit, whether it is in the course framework or not. So far at Murdoch this is been the case for everything except Japanese. The specific purpose of a unit isn't why I'm at uni, it's the thirst for knowledge of any sort which interests me. I can list the sort of things I've studied this semester alone: The evolution and science of the states of the brain Shakespeare The Renaissance Romanticism Modernism 18th Century Social Theory Neo Social Theory Structualism Tribes all over Africa, The Pacific Islands, South America and Indonesia The Subconscious The 'Other' in Creative Arts and in History There's a whole bunch more. However what I've learned at uni outside of the classroom is probably just as valuable. I don't stick to first impressions anymore. I find I can easily talk to people I don't know without freaking out or spazzing at them like I used to. It's so strange walking into a place and bumping into a friendly face around every corner. Things are pretty good right now. :) If you read all the way through that then I love you and you're amazing :P Peace Out Bitches :D We're all mad here.

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